clusterfuck

clusterfuck
1. (clusterfuck) (3125↑, 300↓)
Military term for an operation in which multiple things have gone wrong. Related to "SNAFU" (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up") and "FUBAR" (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair). In radio communication or polite conversation (i.e. with a very senior officer with whom you have no prior experience) the term "clusterfuck" will often be replaced by the NATO phonetic acronym "Charlie Foxtrot."

By the time the artillery came in the enemy was already on top of us. It was a total clusterfuck.

2. (clusterfuck) (1072↑, 247↓)
Traditionally/originally of military origin. Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray. possibly synonyms: mess, disaster

1. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck." 2. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?" 3. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up\!"

3. (clusterfuck) (685↑, 220↓)
A combination of things going extremely wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- caused by stupidity and/or ineptitude. A polite term using the same initials would be compound fiasco.

This PR fiasco is a gigantic clusterfuck.

4. (clusterfuck) (383↑, 117↓)
A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence. Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the [REMF] who did the fucking.

Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the [IED] that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?" Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water." Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."

Author: The Fucking Police http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/1982302
5. (clusterfuck) (598↑, 378↓)
Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

6. (clusterfuck) (264↑, 145↓)
Marine slang -- A clusterfuck was any group of Marines big enough to draw enemy fire, or several Marines close enough together to be wounded by the same incoming round. More generically, a clusterfuck was something that was all screwed up. Whenever three or more CAP Marines gathered in the open, talking or working on something, somebody was sure to call out "clusterfuck\!" and one or more guys would walk away.

4 Marines were killed in a giant clusterfuck.

7. (clusterfuck) (215↑, 110↓)
When events spiral out of control; when two or more events occur at the same time.

My car was totaled, my husband was arrested, and I can't bail him out. Man, what a clusterfuck\!

8. (clusterfuck) (116↑, 68↓)
To have everything wrong happen at the exact same time.

Dammit, I got clusterfucked today.

9. (clusterfuck) (380↑, 350↓)
The Bush Administration

Yet another crisis arises because of the actions of that clusterfuck over at the White House.

10. (clusterfuck) (33↑, 9↓)
Originally a military term, but increasingly used to describe a particularly fucked up, chaotic or disorganized workplace or office situation.

Example 1: Mike: "Hey who ran all these network cables under my cubicle? Where am I supposed to put my feet?" Ryan: "Dude, we're putting in the new computers, we need relocate you to a desk in the basement." Mike: "Jesus, what a clusterfuck this place is\!" Example 2: Denise: "Be glad you missed the sales meeting today, there weren't enough chairs in the conference room and half of us had to stand, then that idiot Laura knocked over her venti Starbucks coffee all over the table. It even got the phone wet and everyone on the dial-in line got disconnected. God, what a clusterfuck\!" Brianna: "Like oh my god, total\!"

11. (clusterfuck) (25↑, 6↓)
The only word / colloquialism left in the scope in the English language which can accurately describe the BP oil spill situation in the Gulf of Mexico.

A: Have you heard the latest on the oil spill? B: Yeah, what a clusterfuck that's turning out to be.

Author: Daggoth T. Rothri http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/5010777
12. (clusterfuck) (8↑, 0↓)
Collective noun for a bunch of turkeys

"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"

13. (clusterfuck) (75↑, 67↓)
a badass word in general. There's 36 other definitions on it,so i really don't need to explain what it means.

Use "clusterfuck" in a coherent sentence, and I guarantee you that it will impress everyone around you.

14. (Clusterfuck) (20↑, 13↓)
Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'. Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP. Derivation: Military Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.

Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck\! (often contracted to 'What a cluster\!') Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster\!

15. (Clusterfuck) (11↑, 6↓)
a large amount ; several

A Clusterfuck of knowlege

16. (Clusterfuck) (8↑, 4↓)
World War 2 terminology for any group of soldiers that would be easily wiped out by an incoming grenade.

"Yep, one well placed grenade by charlie, and that whole clusterfuck is going home in pine boxes."

17. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 0↓)
a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started... Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

18. (Clusterfuck) (3↑, 1↓)
Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.

Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."

Author: NeverFearTheTurkIsHere http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/4921987
19. (Clusterfuck) (4↑, 2↓)
1) a bad [situation] that involves many different smaller situations to create one [massive] insanely intense [ordeal]. 2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to [comprehend].

1) Holy shit\! i can't believe my [girlfriend] was fucking your boyfriend, and they both got into a car [accident], and your brother just got arrested, and Jimmy is trying to [commit] [suicide]\! This whole day was just one big clusterfuck\! 2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the [hell] is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the [jungle]?

20. (clusterfuck) (7↑, 5↓)
A hard drive with a lot of bad sectors.

That hard drive was a real clusterfuck\!

21. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 1↓)
To have sexual intercourse in one of the clusters at Prince George Park Residence. This would by definition have to be performed with an open door since the rulemakers at PGPR already has foreseen the public interest in one of these clusterfucks.

Please close the door so we don't get clusterfucked\!

22. (Clusterfuck) (2↑, 1↓)
A moment when you don't know what is going on.

Josh and Chandler are driving down the high in the rain when all of a sudden they spin out and do a 720. Chandler looks at Josh and says "That was a damn Clusterfuck. That is the only word to describe what just happened."

23. (Clusterfuck) (0↑, 0↓)
n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See [Ozzy Osbourne] or [Lady GaGa]. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.

Person 1: Hey its my pet rock Penis\! Person 2: Dont be such a clusterfuck, you lil peice of shit.

Author: Tedmond Tedward Tedley MCXVIII http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/5936809
24. (Clusterfuck) (1↑, 1↓)
When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and [cuddle] but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.

Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their [afterprom] in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.

25. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 2↓)
Multiple negative events happening in a short period of time i.e. an hour.

I was just fired from my job, and on my way home I was in an accident that was totally my fault. Then I was hit by another car while figuring out the details. Today is just a clusterfuck kinda day.

26. (clusterfuck) (1↑, 1↓)
1. When something is a complete disaster 2. A situation that is highly unwanted 3. A word used in aggrivation at least once a day to describe the horrible trials a person may be going through (I say may because some ppl are just over dramatic)

1. Travis had to re-write his thesis paper while trying to work a job, spend time with his crazy gf, and deal with his mom. He gets everything but the paper done. looks at what needs to be done. has to write 50 pages in an hour. This would be a clusterfuck. 2. Travis gets put in a clusterfuck when his face gets farted on by his girlfriend. 3. Stagger Lee has an absolutely amazing life. He is rich, good-looking, charming, and talented. He gets dirt on his shirt one day. This would NOT be a clusterfuck. It would just be an inconvience.

27. (clusterfuck) (3↑, 3↓)
chaotic moment involving chaotic people that leads to more chaos. mayhem. a massive mess of anything.

Getting on public transportation during rush hour in any major city and getting caught up in major "clusterfuck" of people.

28. (Clusterfuck) (6↑, 6↓)
A group of too many people (or objects) up each others asses, while acting ignorantly.

When you are driving on the highway and can't pass others because there are 4-8 ignorant cars all blocking the highway, creating a clusterfuck.

29. (clusterfuck) (9↑, 9↓)
1) someone whos screwed up in a LOT of ways 2) a really complicated, bad situation

1) wow. ive seen some screwed up people in my time, but she is a class A clusterfuck. 2) oh god this could turn into a bit of a clusterfuck if we dont do something now.

30. (clusterfuck) (1↑, 2↓)
Clusterfuck means clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck. Don't fight it, accept. Clusterfuck means clusterfuck.

31. (Clusterfuck) (0↑, 1↓)
A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

32. (Clusterfuck) (0↑, 1↓)
Government. Also can be used to described management or any chaotic situation involving many people. AKA "clusters".

The United States Government is a clusterfuck.

Author: yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/5435496
33. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 3↓)
in computing, this means to have too many computers running on a network, causing the network to mess up, or "clusterfuck" this is not just for computers. it can apply to computer-like systems that connect to internet, such as Xbox 360, PS3, etc.

Man 1: aww i just got clusterfucked Man 2: of course you did. you're running 2 laptops, a desktop, and playing black ops on a PS3 with a dial-up internet connection\!

34. (Clusterfuck) (3↑, 4↓)
An annoyingly large group of people or things.

Hannah, lets get out of this clustefuck\! Alex is stuck in a huge clusterfuck of people.

Author: Alexander Clusterfuck http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/4143143
35. (clusterfuck) (3↑, 4↓)
an excessive amount of shit in one area.

mike: traffic today was a clusterfuck. ------------------------ tom: so i was on my computer and got clusterfucked with popups.

36. (clusterfuck) (4↑, 5↓)
(n.) A crowded, confusing, awkward, uncomfortable and possibly painful situation, usually involving a large group of people with whom one does not want to spend a lot of time.

I'm not looking forward to visiting my in-laws over the holidays. The wife's entire screwed up family will be there: the second and third wives and husbands and their kids, and even the exes with their new families. It's gonna be a real clusterfuck.

37. (Clusterfuck) (5↑, 7↓)
Group sex. Often called an orgy.

Fuck threesomes\! Clusterfucks are where it's at\!

38. (Clusterfuck) (0↑, 3↓)
The combination of things one loves.

Guy 1: Dude\! they took an ipod and a book and mashed it together\! Guy 2: What a clusterfuck\!

39. (CLUSTERFUCK) (1↑, 4↓)
A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..

TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183

40. (clusterfuck) (14↑, 17↓)
Any Halo 3 match.

The guys just kept respawning... heading over to the control point... killing the guy there, getting killed by the guy right behind them. It was a total clusterfuck.

41. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 6↓)
a huge cluster of fucks

when people go in a room with a bunch of people and clusterfuck.

42. (clusterfuck) (4↑, 8↓)
a deep fried cum ball covered in chocolate with nuts.

my clusterfuck melted\!

43. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 6↓)
When everything that everyone does seems to backfire into one, giant, unfiltered mess. Usually involves Mongolians.

Well, that's one great big Clusterfuck. Of Mongolians?\!?

44. (Clusterfuck) (0↑, 5↓)
When you're the only skier on a chairlift (the rest being snowboarders) and their snowboards are all over the place so you can't put the bar down to rest your skis on.

Dude my legs are so tiered\! there was a clusterfuck on the lift\!

45. (Clusterfuck) (1↑, 7↓)
Clusterfuck (Noun) - a person who is a destroyer of lives. This person is one who must be continuously validated within life and by doing so, he or she will repeatedly seek the acceptance of not only their peers, but complete strangers as well. In doing so, this person will lie, cheat, and talk shit behind others backs, in order to gain the acceptance of another, appease others, or even “show off” untrue acceptance of others. This person will often rip out the hearts of members of the opposite sex or even stab friends in the back in order to gain social gradification. A tendency of such an individual goes as follows: (1) Female clusterfucks found within the bar setting, will seek out easy prey men in order to obtain free drinks and let others observe the victim male following her about the bar. To his face she will be nice and flirtatious, but behind his back, she will tell strangers and friends how she is uninterested or creeped out by his presence. There is little known about such behavior, but one may speculate that this is done in order to attract other men, who may follow in the victim male’s lead. Perhaps, to show off to others on “how cool and wanted” she really is. Or even, to feel as if she is wanted, even if she is uninterested.

(2) If is often observed that clusterfucks have little to non self confidence. Confidence is gained through the validation of others. Clusterfucks will often talk shit on the opposite sex, telling false stories of being pursued by the opposite sex. Often, if the individual feels in conversation that one may not favor a particular person, they will tell spread rumors or talk shit on that person, even if that person is a close and long time friend. (3) It is simple to say that clusterfucks are indecisive. In fact, they may be so indecisive that they are unable to make normal, day-to-day decisions. Apartments or housing of such indivisuals are often found in a mess, because they can not decide when to clean. They may often become flakes, because they are unable to plan out their day or just can not make the decision of what they want to do. They are unable to make big decisions in their careers, schooling, or even picking appropariate boyfriends/girlfriends. (4) Clusterfucks are often found in a disarray of drama. They continuously have some “huge crisis” within their life that really is not that bad. They will often make choices that will lead to complete chaos and observers may often reconcile with the fact that this person is drama, because they need to feel that there is a crisis within their life in order to feel important to others and themselves.

46. (Clusterfuck) (0↑, 6↓)
Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.

I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs

47. (Clusterfuck) (2↑, 8↓)
A group orgy.

person: That was a great clusterfuck last night\! Person2: Inorite?\!

48. (Clusterfuck) (2↑, 8↓)
When someone parks behind you and blocks everyone from being able to back out of the driveway

"Dammit\! Someone clusterfucked the driveway"

49. (clusterfuck) (1↑, 7↓)
a series of events that fuck up your day\!

I was driving down the road and saw a bad accident,that caused a lot of traffic, that would be a clusterfuck\!

50. (clusterfuck) (1↑, 8↓)
When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama. or When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything. Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.

1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck? 2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck. 3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.

51. (clusterfuck) (0↑, 7↓)
to fuck something up in large quantities or to completely destroy something

U.S. Army clusterfucks Iraq

52. (Clusterfuck) (1↑, 8↓)
A diamond cluster ring, with these economic times are considered clusterfucks because the small stones they put in these rings are worthless, yet they charge outrageous prices.

You bought me a clusterfuck

53. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 9↓)
1] a delicious candy bar filled with peanuts and fuck, nugity fuck 2] a bunch of people together fucking each other; orgy

1] dude, have you tried a clusterfuck, they're fucking amazing 2] man, our clusterfuck last night was awesome

54. (Clusterfuck) (3↑, 11↓)
When a girl gets fucked by alot of people A.K.A GangBang

She got clusterfucked

55. (clusterfuck) (3↑, 11↓)
a large group of hot horny people looking for some fun naked people rolling around in mud or a slippery surface fat people sitting around eating

1)i still have mud stuck under my nuts from that [clusterfuck] last night.

Author: boomboomkittyfuckk http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/3838113
56. (Clusterfuck) (3↑, 11↓)
1)A large group of people willingly confined in a small area. 2)A crowd of people trying to file into a room through a doorway at the SAME TIME\!\!\!

1)"Damn, the daily clusterfuck of jocks in the hallway always seems to migrate toward my locker." 2)" Whats with the giant clusterfuck in front of Mrs. Petries Class?" "Oh that?She's just doing her daily workout with that gay Simmons guy."

57. (clusterfuck) (1↑, 9↓)
When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama. The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.

Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.

58. (clusterfuck) (3↑, 11↓)
A large of similar people that group together and crowd hallways, streets, sidewalks, and any other place you are trying to get through like at the movies or mall

Oh my gosh why is everyone clusterfucking lunch isn't even over yet.

Author: The Cat's Pajamas http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/2828716
59. (Clusterfuck) (0↑, 9↓)
A clusterfuck is someone who's a complete idiot. It can be used as a way to refer to your friends (as a joke), or to someone who's a total asshole.

"My friend can be a bit of a clusterfuck sometimes, but she's still [the shit]." ;D "Man, that Abby [bitch] is a total clusterfuck." "God damn, Jason is such a clusterfuck... I'd love to shove my foot right up his ass."

60. (Clusterfuck) (1↑, 11↓)
A term used to describe the state of the streets and roads of Puerto Rico, which are full of craters, holes, and rocks intertwined in labyrinth-like ways and only funnel-like exits to them inevitably leading to constant traffic jams. And this goes without mentioning the often psychotic, fast, rude, and just plain bad drivers.

Dude 1: "I hit a hole earlier that took out my front left tire." Dude 2: "Man, these streets are a complete clusterfuck\!"

61. (Clusterfuck) (1↑, 12↓)
Math problems that technically are only one problem, but have multiple steps that take extra work, usually pissing one off

Guy 1- "Hey, what was the math homework last night?" Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though." Guy 1- "oh shit"

62. (clusterfuck) (1↑, 13↓)
A statistically significant dense amount of sexual intercourse. signifies a large amount of sex that is engage in repeatedly, and when plotted on a graph stays in a large cluster.

James and Dylan engaged in a clusterfuck

63. (Clusterfuck) (3↑, 15↓)
The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure

Dude did you try out the MGO beta? Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions

64. (clusterfuck) (5↑, 17↓)
when, in a video game, someone throws grenades or some other explosives at dead bodies, with the intent being to blow up and humiliate any [sack packers] who try and teabag the body.

Player 1: Dude, I just clusterfucked five noob sack packers who tried to teabag your corpse\! Player 2: Awesome\! and I just sniped your ass while you were talking\! Player 1: Fuck\! You backstabbing cockbite.

65. (clusterfuck) (18↑, 30↓)
The additional traffic congestion that inevitably results when a public works department decides to fix a traffic congestion problem by doing significant, lengthy roadwork in the affected area.

The intersection at the eastern terminus of State Road 520 in Redmond, WA, will be widened during 2007, resulting in a clusterfuck for at least the duration of that project.

Author: former technologist http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/1706069
66. (clusterfuck) (34↑, 46↓)
a situation in which things have been botched either repeatedly, or by numerous people

He started this clusterfuck, I'm just trying to save my ass.

67. (ClusterFuck) (29↑, 42↓)
A chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck.

I bought myself a delicious ClusterFuck at the store a few days ago, it was the shit.

68. (ClusterFuck) (4↑, 17↓)
A milk choclatly candy bar full of peanuts and fuck.

"dude i just had the best clusterfuck ever, i froze it before eating"

69. (clusterfuck) (9↑, 22↓)
When nobody (in administration) is doing their job and people can pretty much do what they want without being held accountable for anything.

All the kids in school were skipping classes and the teachers were doing absolutely nothing. What a clusterfuck\!

70. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 17↓)
a word created by dane cook. meaning extremely fucked up. similar to [FUBAR] (Fucked Up Beyond All Reason).

Cindy: man our school's really fucked up. everyone does crack Takashi: i no. its just one big huge clusterfuck

71. (clusterfuck) (8↑, 23↓)
A Crapload of one or many things...can also be a milk chocolatey candy bar filled with nougat and fuck...

Sorry im late there was a huge clusterfuck at the DMV Holy Trousers\!\!\! They have new Peanut butter clusterfucks\!\!

72. (clusterfuck) (12↑, 27↓)
everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.

"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk\!"

73. (clusterfuck) (3↑, 19↓)
To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.

I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets. or Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080\!

74. (clusterfuck) (10↑, 29↓)
A clusterfuck can happen in real life, but mostly, the term is used to describe an online situation in which a singular person is attacked by a group of hostile individuals, and flamed till brown & crisp. Generally, this event occurs on forums, in chatrooms & on Usenet; basically, anywhere people congregate online, to discuss various topics. Potential victims of a clusterfuck include (but are certainly not limited to): * A clueless [noob] * A [troll] that has outworn it's welcome * Anybody with ideas & opinions that contrast greatly with those held by the majority of the other chatters/posters. * Individuals who demonstrate really bad spelling and/or grammar. * The only white/black/hispanic/etc.. in an all white/black/hispanic/etc.. forum, chatroom, or newsgroup that holds racist views. * A Homosexual amongst heterosexuals, and vice-versa. * A man/woman amongst radical feminists/misogynists. * Post whores. * People who are just generally annoying & bothersome. * Anarchists. * Emo kids. * Bible thumpers. * Felons. * Pedophiles. * Anybody who supports PETA. * The mentally ill. * Fat people. * Trailer trash. * People who just smell "different". --------------------------------------- Similar terms: gang rape, swarm, group effort, target practice.

When Jill called the moderator a "son of a bitch", she was clusterfucked by nearly half of the members of RPG4Losers.com. Dave was clusterfucked in the Nazi chatroom, after confessing his love for other men. Nancy has [PTSD], thanks to a massive clusterfuck, administered by a group of vicious [masculists].

75. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 22↓)
A chocolate candy bar filled with FUCK pellets. (sperm)

I filled your momma with large quantities of clusterfuck.

76. (Clusterfuck) (3↑, 23↓)
When something is blown out of proportion. Making a mountain out of a molehill.

It's funny how a simple sneeze can turn into a.... clusterfuck. (That's right bitches, Dane Cook\!)

Author: Munkey341750-413751 http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/2464240
77. (clusterfuck) (21↑, 44↓)
An unorganized mess, something that will be difficult to organize again.

Sara's room is a clusterfuck

Author: the drew-miester http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/878841
78. (clusterfuck) (10↑, 38↓)
A group of college freshmen that walk around campus looking for parties in obsenely large groups.

Look at that clusterfuck... they are going to get caught for sure\!

79. (Clusterfuck) (8↑, 36↓)
A large group of chaotic and unorganized people (Usually the Paparazzi at a Red Carpet Premiere) that are all pushing and shoving to get the same thing. (In the Paparazzi scenario, the perfect Shot)

I was walking down the Boulevard the otherday and saw a large Clusterfuck trying to get a picture of Andy Dick.

80. (clusterfuck) (16↑, 44↓)
many people fucking up or simply fucking at the same time

What a clusterfuck

81. (Clusterfuck) (7↑, 36↓)
The word clusterfuck derives when many things fuck up at once. Instead of shouting "fuck" over and over, using the term clusterfuck is more convienent\!

What a clusterfuck that was at the mall today. Oh Clusterfuck\!

82. (clusterfuck) (22↑, 52↓)
The entire democratic party.

Well, it's nice to see the DNC (Democratic National Committee) has a new group of clusterfucks to make fun of.

83. (Clusterfuck) (16↑, 47↓)
[Best Buy] on [Black Friday].

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

84. (clusterfuck) (33↑, 64↓)
Reminiscent of when 50 dicks try to get in one hole. Everything is so jammed and tangled up nothing can move in any direction.

I tried to make things better but was stuck in a huge clusterfuck.

85. (clusterfuck) (5↑, 38↓)
A word I like to use without knowing exactly what it means. Usually I like to say it and make it sound dirty, because it has the word "fuck" in it.

It was quite a clusterfuck when I clusterfucked your mom in her clusterfuck last night.

86. (clusterfuck) (15↑, 49↓)
The 3rd roll in Yahtzee when you don't have a single pair.

" Look at that clusterfuck \! "

87. (clusterfuck) (8↑, 43↓)
A very complex and challenging situation. Usually refers to situations that are TOO complex and difficult.

The store was a clusterfuck, so I just went and ordered it online. That code has been used on so many projects that it's become a clusterfuck, so I just rewrote it from scratch. The entrance to that dungeon is a clusterfuck, so go in stealthed to get the lewt.

88. (clusterfuck) (2↑, 39↓)
In [beirut], when team members make shots into the same cup in one turn, the opposing team has to drink every cup that is touching that cup in addition to the cup the shots were made in to. In addition to that, the players that just shot get to take another turn. If the game is a more than two players, the number of shots made into a cup for a clusterfuck must be determined. For instance, if the game is 4 on 4, 3 shots into the same cup may qualify as a clusterfuck.

That beirut game was close until we clusterfucked you, then you were screwed.

89. (clusterfuck) (4↑, 42↓)
throwing a fistfull of rocks at someone, with a malice intention. generally screamed before you throw the rocks, but can also be used in the past to indicated that they have had rocks thrown at them.

Dan, stop clusterfucking Hazen. Damn i got majorly clusterfucked today.

90. (clusterfuck) (7↑, 47↓)
someone so stupid they can't do anything right.

She is such a clusterfuck.

91. (clusterfuck) (12↑, 53↓)
A cluster of fucking people, or also known as an orgy

Last night I partook in clusterfuck, and boy did I have a ball, or balls\! Ha Ha\!

92. (clusterfuck) (9↑, 54↓)
an event in life when nothing goes right and you want to get the hell out of there

"That game was a clusterfuck"

93. (clusterfuck) (9↑, 54↓)
term (plural) used to describe players or supporters of glasgow rangers fc...

what a bunch of clusterfuckers\!\!\!

94. (clusterfuck) (3↑, 51↓)
one who needs the solidarity from a centain group - usually the group consists of other [clusterfuck] types all feeding from one another.

"oh shit\! those delta kappa phi guys just overran the bar. what a bunch of clusterfucks"

95. (clusterfuck) (10↑, 59↓)
A complicated group of people who each, on a seperate basis, have engaged in sex or are with in two sexual degrees of separation from at least one member of the group.

Jamie fucked Tommy who fucked Sally who slept with Sara, who's been messing with Jamie. What a clusterfuck.

Author: Tom, Dick, and Harry http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/258266
96. (clusterfuck) (5↑, 69↓)
Defined as the act of violent sexual congress, in which marauding soldiers in the latter days of the Roman Empire would pillage Convents and stab Nuns several times,then each soldier would 'fuck' the wound. This gives the impression of a group of men 'clustered' around a person, hence the name.

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97. (Clusterfuck) (12↑, 81↓)
A bunch of [assclown]s running around disorderly, stepping on each other's heads as they gather to the [fuck-hall] in which they engage in a humongous group-sex orgy.

1. The UN is a big clusterfuck 2. Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry is just a clusterfuck.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://clusterfuck.urbanup.com/74658
Related: fuck, cluster, snafu, fubar, mess, cluster fuck, disaster, shit, chaos, fail, fuckup, fucked, fucked up, bullshit, orgy, train wreck, charlie foxtrot, fiasco, sex, cf, shitstorm, idiot, pandemonium, screwed, shitshow, stupid, catastrophe, cluster-fuck, clusterfucked, debacle, disorganization, iraq, quagmire, shit show, bad, catastrofuck, confusion, crap, failure, fucking
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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